Geología y geólogo en Uncyclopedia
September 10th, 2007
Os recomiendo que leáis estas definiciones informales sobre geología y geólogo, no tienen desperdicio. Yo todavía me estoy riendo con algunas frases, ¡cuánta razón llevan!
Geologists are ’scientists’ with an unnatural obsession with rocks and alcohol. Often too intelligent to do monotonous sciences like biology, chemistry, or physics, geologists devote their time to mud-worrying, volcano spotting, fault poking, and high-risk colouring.
One of the main difficulties in communicating with geologists is their belief that a million years is a short amount of time. Consequently, such abstract concepts as “Tuesday Morning” and Lunchtime are completely beyond their comprehension. (This difficulty generates problems particularly when dealing with the girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse and attempting to explain why you were “gone for so long” or why something is taking “so long to occur.”)
Lo mejor para mi “How to spot a Geologist”.
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